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[12 Dec 2008|06:06pm] |
Well.
Caroline still hasn't given up the broomstick fight.
She's been asking for one every day. Multiple times a day.
I need recommendations for toy broomsticks that are fail-proof safe.
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[24 Nov 2008|12:47am] |
That is a toy broomstick. That is what Caroline has decided she wants for Christmas this year.
Obviously, this should not be allowed.
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[24 Oct 2008|08:55pm] |
( Hexed Private )
Am I the only person who thinks a bunch of grown men watching Peter Pan is vaguely homoerotic?
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[10 Oct 2008|12:22am] |
So, it's October. Apart from meaning it's getting cold and windy and the leaves are turning, this also means that Halloween is coming up. This year, Caro has decided she's going to be a tiger. Rawr. I am attempting to make her a costume. I'm such a good mum. Unfortunately, my sewing charms? Not the best. We'll see how it turns out.
I was also thinking. It might be fun to have a fancy dress party. For adults. Nuns and vicars, anyone?
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[20 Sep 2008|05:57pm] |
Private to Pig Cadwallader and Tracey Davis
Date each other.
Private to Oliver Wood and Parvati Patil
Date each other.
Private to Demelza Robins and Llewellyn Wynne
Date each other.
Private to Lavender Brown and Sasha Capper
Date each other.
Public
My work here is done.
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[14 Sep 2008|09:33pm] |
[Private to Katie and Vicky]
We seriously need to talk.
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[13 Sep 2008|11:07pm] |
[Private to Girls of Hogwarts 1997]
Question of the day: Do I sleep with Oliver Wood?
Yes or no. "Maybe" answers will be disregarded.
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[13 Sep 2008|02:23am] |
THE LEANNE WHIPPLE DATING SERVICE
All good businesses need a little competition. If you want a mail-order bride, one night stand, or S&M partner, please comment here filling out all required information.
NAME:
GENDER:
AGE:
STAR SIGN:
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A SAME-SEX EXPERIENCE? Yes/No, and drunk dares count.
HAVE YOU SPAWNED?
WHAT WAS YOUR CHILDHOOD DREAM JOB?
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
WOULD YOU, IN THEORY, DATE A GINGER? Yes/no
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD?
DO YOU HAVE ANY SEXUAL FETISHES YOUR FUTURE PARTNER SHOULD BE AWARE OF? Example: bondage, adult diapers, foot fetishism, or all of the above.
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[08 Sep 2008|09:12pm] |
FOR SALE:
One (1) two and a half year old female, Caroline Fiera Whipple. Goes by "Caro." Red hair, brown eyes, average height and weight for her age. Speaks in full sentences, generally gets along well with others. Sometimes prone to screaming tantrums and booby-trapping kitchens.
Any takers?
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[05 Sep 2008|09:12pm] |
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I'm going to be a godmother again already. Who knew!
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[07 Aug 2008|09:47pm] |
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( Leanne )
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